A fist was raised. “You want to try me?”
In return, a knee was lifted. “How about a crane kick?”
“A crane kick? What are you, Jaden Smith?”
“You’re dating yourself. Clearly I’m Ralph Macchio.”
“Well excuse me for favoring the son of a Scientologist. May Xenu forgive and protect you.”
“Protect me from what, exactly?” He felt as though they were going off topic.
“My crane kick, fool!”
A woman came over with a security guard. “Here they are, officer! Arrest them!”
“Lady, I keep telling you that I am not a member of the police department. Gentlemen, what is this about?”
Greg pointed an accusatory finger. “He was going to take the last You Must Be Outrageous Grig doll and I got here first!”
The other man, Ralph, said “Not so! I was here.”
“Cut it in half!” the guard said.
“Sounds good!” said Ralph.
Greg got Grig.