I had this odd dream last night and part of it involved Vampire Bear. Somebody had sewn an enormous Dennis the Menace (the comic) patch on the back of his cape – very poorly, with very thick thread. I remember thinking to myself that it would probably cause a lot of holes if I were to remove the patch and then I’d somehow have to replace his cape.
The moment I woke up I reached over and checked to see his cape was okay – it was, okay. This did not rouse him from his unusual deep slumber.