Sometimes I wish my life were more like the Dukes of Hazzard.
Then I realize I wouldn’t like going without my shirt on for long periods of time.
Also I think I would wreck the General Lee within a day or two of driving it from nervous habits that don’t mesh well with being pursued by Boss Hogg.
To sum up: Dukes of Hazzard with Gordon would be exactly one episode long and it would have a less than happy ending.
Also, it would have Admiral Akbar yelling, “It’s a trap!” at some point.